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There’s a man who has such big feet that
when it rains, he lies down and uses them as umbrellas.
“ I snored so much and so loud that I used
to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a
thing.”
last
winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead
of milk.
On day, a man
was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road. “Good morning,” the
dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said.
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband
came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she
yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by
saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
TEACHER : Maria, go to
the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Why
are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
TEACHER : Now,
Simon,tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher
موضوع: ENGLISH JOKE 
الثلاثاء 27 أبريل 2010 - 21:40
