An Interview with An Egyptian guy‏ هههههههههههههههه

foreign
Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in
Egypt ,So they send a female
reporter to interview the common citizen
in egypt ..when she arrives at
cairo ..she picks a random guy ,and
starts her interview

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do u speak english
Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u
Egyptian: No, i dont have a mind
Reporter: What' s your name
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex
Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female
Taha (yelling): what do u sink
Reporter: Its just for the sake of the
report..never mind...male. ...
Taha: yas male..and i can...........
Reporter: No, thanks,I' ll take u for ur
word...so..how do u find life
here in egypt

Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice
wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the
pyramids..what else do
u like in ur country

Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter: Ok. .lets move on..what do u do
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter: No, I mean do u have a job

Taha(looking around him and
whispering):
Jobat?..no i dont have any
(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash.
.do u have a (job) with u?..we can
esmoke it in my car..dont warry
about bolice
Reporter: Oh my god,DO YOU WORK
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem
in egypt
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u
see?..but za guvurment is
trying to make it bettar..zey
did the circle street and za me7war
street..and zey make all
streets one way so if u go..u cant come
back..niahahaha3

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems
in egypt
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we
have alot of
cotton..alot of water..and we
have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make
money..one frend i know make
money at home..and he go to
brizon..if u make money at home..u can
only give it to za banzeena
man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich
country.. do u have
a lot of money

Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink
Al7amdulelah
Reporter:Then where does all
the money go
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the
money
Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and
make all streets one
way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote
Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do u choose your president
Taha: Mubarak?
Reporter:
yes
Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i
will give
him my voice
Reporter: Why him?
Taha:
Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar
airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we
will have a very good
airoplane in it
Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
Taha: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and
Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for
Egypt in the last 26
years

Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and
make all streets one
way
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke
,and make head

Reporter: Grrrrrrrr